i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
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You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
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Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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