But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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