he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
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I need you to use more vowels.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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