I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
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hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
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I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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