I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
You're having sex and i just smoked and made oatmeal...i'll give you some time to be jealous
If you dedicate your next bite to me, I'll dedicate my first orgasm to you.
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I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
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The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize