There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
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Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
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50% drunk capacity currently
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
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