I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
Your penis caused this!
Randomize
