Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
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How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
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I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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