Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I'm at some bar in brklyn... just made out with a guy named Owen.
He is a pre-school teacher... just sang me a song about weather.
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
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