yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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