yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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