We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
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Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
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She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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