Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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