windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
Don't tell me you're on acid again
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
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