He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
He has the fingertips of a God
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