Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
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