Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
The beer is more important than you right now.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
Randomize
