I hate your face
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
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