The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
Randomize
