Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
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