she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
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Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
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He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
Then you guys just all showered together...?
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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