Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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