This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
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Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
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You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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