After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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