What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
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