I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
He keeps bees of course he's weird
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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