Christians are straight up FREAKS
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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