Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
God, I missed his penis.
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