We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
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Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
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Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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