I think I just saw someone hide a body.
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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