doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
Also, apparently I'm only coherent when I'm drunk sexting. And then I'm grammatically perfect and impressively eloquent.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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