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You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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