redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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