yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
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Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
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I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
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