she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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