Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
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We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
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my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
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