have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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