sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
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Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
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I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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