***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
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She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
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I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
This is your morning-after text courtesy of your very confused friend!! :) To discuss "what the hell were you trying to tell me last night," press 1. To laugh over your drunken antics, press 2. To pretend like none of it even happened (or to respond with concurrent confusion because you have no idea), press 3.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
Shame - the story of my life.
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