It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
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Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
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I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
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