he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
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She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
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I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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