Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
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