Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Randomize
