I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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