Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
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The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
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Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
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