She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
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I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
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I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
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