Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
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