the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
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