She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
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Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
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All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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