At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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