Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
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In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
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She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
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