i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
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