I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
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if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
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I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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