where does the pee come out of this thing
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
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