just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
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This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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