Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
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If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
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Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
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