what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
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So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
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Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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