they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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