i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
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THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
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SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
You're going to literally shit your fucking unholy pants when Jesus rides in with his dual light-sabers on his velociraptor and cleaves you in half.
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